I enjoy littering, the smell of airplane wrecks,the taste of burnt hair, justifiable arson, the sound of a hedge clipper biting thru a puppy's neck, putting catnip in rat traps, the high notes raccoons make when you burn them out of their nests, the sound of fingernails giving way to a pair of pliers, making puppets out of body parts found in dumpsters,and quiet walks on the beach.

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